September 1st, 2005    

Dear Diary,

         Today I turned on Animal Crossing for the Gamecube so I could practice my designing skills for Animal Crossing DS. I am very proud of my house. I don't play AC for the Gamecube very often because the controller is way too big for me, so one might not think much of my basic-sized home. However, I am collecting pieces of classic furniture, and the roof is painted a tasteful blue to match. I just recently acquired the bed in a trade this morning, so I am hoping to expand soon. Short on cash, I figured I might make some pocket change by running a few errands for the other villagers. Accordingly, I went down to the beach to visit my favorite neighbour, Bunnie! Bunnie always has something for me to do, and she asked me if I had the time to deliver an organizer to Monique. I'm not the biggest fan of Monique, since she's nasty, but I did it anyway, for Bunnie. I admit, it was a waste of my time to bother with that cat, (Gee, thanks for the stationary, Monique) but I expect that sort of thing for her. It's BUNNIE who really surprised me afterwards. Some friend SHE turned out to be.

         Anyway, the details: After a bit of a chat, Bunnie revealed that she had painted my house. This seemed sweet of her at first, but the more I thought about it, the more it bothered me. Bunnie was laughing like a loon and failed to reveal the color she had chosen. I excused myself from her house and walked back up the slope to see what had happened to my house.

Ew, pink....!

        Now, what on earth is THIS?! I mean, PINK? I'm seriously not getting Bunnie today. I've written her HUNDREDS of letters and I think I've told her at least DOZENS of times that I am quite proud of my nice BLUE house. Furthermore, I know that I have made it fairly clear that I HATE PINK HOUSES.

         Something had to be done. Bunnie and I had been friends forever. How could she do this to me? Well, diary...I admit I was in a bit of a passion, because I walked into Bunnie's house without saying hello and... bit her head. Yes, I'm quite ashamed by my behavior in retrospect, but I can't help but think that she deserved some of what she got. Luckily, timely intervention by a third-party prevented me from doing any significant damage.

         After all that craziness, I figured I'd go to the island and take a bit of a vacation. I'm a bit better with a gameboy anyway, so I figured I might dig for some island goodies in order to get the money to pay for blue paint for my house. What else is a broke turtle to do? So, I went to the dock and hopped in Kappn's boat. There's something wrong with that guy... After a few minutes his singing got somewhat...well, flirtatious, and I was far too aggravated by Bunnie to be polite. Figuring that I was a turtle anyway, I told Kapp'n to shut his fat yap and dragged him off to an uncharted island (passing Gulliver en route, curiously). I left him there and told him that if he ever wanted me to take a ride in his boat again, he'd better behave himself!

Stupid Kapp'n

        Well, sooner or later Kapp'n will find his way back to the mainland. He's got a boat, if not any sense of how to get back to my village. However, I think I'll be swimming to the island on my own... It's embarassing, I cast a rather big shadow. Oh well! Maybe tomorrow will be better.

        For now, turtle out!

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