Coolmancalvin's Diaries
DAY 1,
Yawn, here I go, out of the oven and into the fire.
It's more like out of the civilization and into the
animal scat. How could they force me to leave with
only 1000 bell. Hey look here comes a cat wearing a
red and black shirt. Oh no, he's coming over here.
Yeah sure, I'll let him sit down, fine. AARGH! He
asked me my name. As usual, I say "It's Mike." He asks
if I like it and what town I'm moving to. I respond
"It's cool and I'm movin' to Blong." He jumps to the
conclusion that I'm a boy, good thing he got it right.
He contacted his friend to get me a house, so
naturally I said "thanks."
Once I got off that smelly train I was confronted by
a rabid racoon. He introduced himself as Tom Nook. I
thought he seemed nice. I looked at all the houses
roofs and chose the green one over the rest. I gave
him all my money and it still wasn't enogh.
Price-jacking racoon. He blowed it off and told me I
could work off some of the debt. After that traumatic
experience I went to Tom's shop, Nook's Cranny.
His first command was to wear a ugly green and white
Nook's Cranny costume. It was horrible. Then he gave
me some flowers which I happily planted all around his
house. After I finished my work of art he told me to
greet all the neighbors. I had written a list to have
me remember:
Roald: Penguin
Buzz: Eagle
Cherie: Bear
Goldie: Dog
Hugh: Pig
Amelia: Eagle
After greeting the villagers i went back to the store
only to have him wack out because i wasn't wearing my
uniform. The next errands were mainly to take items to
people and write a letter to Buzz. Then after the last
one he said to go out and do chores for the animals. I
went out and brought some horrid polka-dot clothes to
Amelia from Buzz and I delivered an MVP shirt to my
new best friend Roald and in exchange I got a heart
bed. I don't know why Nook took so long but I finally
reached the last job, to post an ad on the message
board. It was a simple little ad saying "COME TO
NOOK'S CRANNY NOW."
When I got laid off from Tom's i was overjoyed.I
bought a shovel to dig up fossils tomorrow. I then
thought "why not celebrate?" I went to the train
station and visited my friend in Clotch. When I
returned home after getting a few peaches to add to my
orchard I found out that Hugh the pig had moved into
Clotch. I was sad :( . After further research I found
that peanut the squirrel had moved here from Clotch. I
was so happy I went to sleep in my comfy, new bed.
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